def semantic_art

  projects = {
    :blog => "blog.semanticart.com",
    :js_positioning_lib => "neighborly.js", # love thy neighbor
    :fun_with_numbers => "Liiikes"          # stats + Dribbble
    :validation_tracking => "Tripwire"      # SaS to help your users fail less
  }

  jeff = {
    :email => "jeff@semanticart.com",
    :github => "github.com/semanticart",    # I love open-source
    :job => "terrible labs",                # we build awesome apps
    :twitter => "twitter.com/semanticart"   # 140 character ramblings
  }

end